Allegedly, there’s an American and British…
Don’t come at me, I use British to mean those people who live on an island in Europia. We Americans don’t do geography. That one is very true. We’re not even sure there are other countries. Fake news! America is the only country! Okay, guffaws aside–
There’s supposedly this superstition that if you say Rabbit Rabbit as the first thing of the new year, the rabbit or rabbits you conjured with mouth magic will run away with all your problems in the following year, as well as bringing you some luck. Or all the luck.
All the luck?
It was trending on Twitter. I wondered why Rabbit Rabbit was on the side popular list. I satisfied my curiosity. [Does that make me a cat?] I discovered. Read above what I discovered! You could do an endless loop thing for about ten minutes. Go ahead. It’s the new year. Why be different now?
Great! Let’s continue.
I spent roughly three days bingeing on Game of Thrones, catching up. Where Sansa Stark finally reunites with Jon Snow [You know nothing, Jon Snow…tee hee] and the dragon babe has to unleash her outer dragons.
I won’t unleash any spoilers if you still haven’t watched all the seasons. I have not, but I basically am caught up. But.
I spent the weekend not writing. Or doing much of anything but watching GOT, because it’s so freaking addictive and I must watch or rabbits won’t shower me with luck and prizes.
Anyone else have a crush on the wildling with the big red beard, curly red hair and naughty twinkle in his eye?
Anybody else just thoroughly enjoy what happens to R. B.? [I promised no spoilers!]
Anyone else wanted to warn the High Sparrow not to bleep with Cersei?? Hello! [Sort of spoiler, look away!]
Anyone else wonder why the whole Arya storyline happened at all in that city with the giant ass statue? What the hell? She trains a bit, then goes home. It was a training montage. It could have been done in two minutes with Eye of the Tiger playing over it. Just my wrinkled brow WTF is this? reaction to all that.
The Mountain shouldn’t make me grin helplessly every time he appears on screen? That is one huuuuuuge man. And then they dressed him in armor!
The Hound! He’s actually one of my fave characters on here.
Him and Tyrion, of course. I get tired of Jon’s dour moodiness. Give me naughty twinkle, psychotic, murderous, gigantic people with flare and women people should know not to FUCK WITH.
Like the grandmother of Marge and Loris. Love her!! She’s awesome possum sauce and then some. Lady Oleo or Lady Oreo? something with an O sound to it. Who can keep track of names??
Even I start getting fuzzy after five hours of Jon looking pensive and dragon babe blinking at the men around her trying to make her behave.
SHE’S GOT DRAGONS YOU FUCKTWITS.
Why is it only clear to those watching?? SHE’S GOT DRAGONS. Dragons! And all that blond hair. You just let her queen it up, ya’ll!
By the seven gods and the Lord of Light, hello and shut the door already!
I could go on a whole squee GOT back and forth for ages. Maybe I will. I could do a rundown of EACH CHARACTER, and bore all of you to actual tears. Or not, some of you might be GOT fans.
But I feel a bit of energy for 2019.
A GOT three day binge-a-thon perked me up a bit.
That rabbit rabbit thingie did as well. Plus, I got to look at pics of bunnies. I like bunnies. I might even bother pecking away at something literary today. No, I didn’t go out last night. I did stay up.
Watched yet some more free HBO. Blockers, which when I first saw a blurb for it, thought it was just another awful comedy about teens or trees, whatever. The reviews said it was pretty good! I watched it all the way to the end. It was pretty good. That’s my professional movie critic summing up.
So now the year must begin anew. As it does once a year. Ha ha.
What will this year bring…Oh let’s not speculate just yet. No resolutions, either. I ain’t making no promises to the Drowned God, queens of GOT or Westeros. Nope!
Oy vey! Theon Greyjoy’s sis is the bomb! She is also in my fave character column. I loved her interaction with the dragon babe–how my brother describes her as he can’t remember all the names or who’s who or plotlines or…But he does like the show. It is very confusing if you’re jumping in now and then, instead of obsessive watching from Season One.
Oh, and then the white walkers, Bran [is this just an excuse for explaining this or that?], what happened to the only daughter of Stannis…Stannis.
Oh gosh, someone had a major crush on that dour, moody so and so. I think it was me. And he loved his daughter…damn it!
That Red Witch woman, growl!
Hold the door…I think I just rubbed an onion in my eyes, BRB.
Fudge! ANOTHER WHOLE DAY OF GOT on HBO. It’s like a gift basket with a hidden stash of goodies under the packing.
Rabbit rabbit, you are already working!