Golly gee galoshes, grubby grabbers! Snow. There’s snow outside. Coffee in my cup. Oh look at that. Perky perkings perking in my percolator.
Also, a dog or a ghost opened my door last night, left it open. I was uneasy all night and had weird dreams that I had to fulfill a community service sentence. I got to choose. One of the choices was being an usher. I was so happy! In my dream, happy I got to be an usher, for six nights. I marked that in yellow on a calendar! However, I had nothing to wear. I took out this pair of pants, that one, they all needed repairing. I had no nice clothes to usher in. Oh!
Girls, huh??! I could have gotten up to shut my door, hello.